The Resurrection of Christ is upon us, what do you wear to something like that?

by Thomas Fucaloro on March 24, 2012

So easter is coming upon us and with the resurrection of Christ comes all the little kids taking pictures with the easter bunny.  When Christ came back from the dead he said, “Let there be chocolate shaped eggs.”  And the profits did decree.  So if Jesus came back from the dead then that means Jesus Christ’s final transformation was in zombie form.  Imagine that, Jesus was a zombie but unfortunately he wasn’t looking for brains just faith and faith is the chocolate egg of the devil.  Faith dims a light on what logic perceives sometimes and faith in the dead rising from the grave is like and old George Romero film without the scantily dressed teens.  I think it’s important to have faith in yourself, not what is perceived to be believed.  So in conclusion, Jesus was a zombie, faith is a chocolate egg and children are ugly.

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